Anthony Bialy

About Anthony Bialy

Anthony Bialy lives in New York City and acts like he's still in Buffalo. He thinks "Buffalo 66" is biographical and considers it a crime against mankind that Steve Tasker is not in the Hall of Fame. He knows every bodega in Manhattan which sells Labatt Blue. Follow him on Twitter at @AnthonyBialy.

Last Chance for Buffalo Bills to Break Pattern

Ugh: it’s the Patriots.  Cartoonish villainousness always prevails in the unwelcome kind of life lesson.  Can’t evil lose occasionally?  The story never changes, which is like Dick Dastardly and Mutley winning every Wacky Race.  Deviousness is rewarded in this very fair Continue reading

Hating Rivals Only One Reason to Stick with Buffalo Bills

The Sun may be blotted out by the eternally imposing next foe.  But the Buffalo Bills feel warm for now.  Present grayness can’t make me shiver. Keeping mathematically alive is a tradition like sneaking cookies from platters you’re bringing to Continue reading

Despair Frozen As Buffalo Bills Keep Hopes Warm

I’d like to point out it didn’t snow much in the Northtowns.  Those who live on the river could’ve named individual snowflakes as Orchard Park faced an Ice Age.  Try explaining to national viewers why being adjacent to a lake Continue reading

Plenty of Anger to Go Around As Buffalo Bills Sink Like Usual

Variety can be overrated.  I watched A Charlie Brown Christmas last week even though I knew the ending.  But the same story is only fun if good prevails.  By contrast, the New England Patriots chop down what they thought was Continue reading

Buffalo Bills Almost Impress by Getting Worse

So, that’s why I pour grain alcohol in my coffee.  This team can break the streak of every last thing going wrong any time now.  The Buffalo Bills should work on not throwing it right to their enemies.  And why Continue reading

Buffalo Bills pick bad time to be at their worst

That’s what we get for feeling excitement.  A little bit of joy is apparently the most sinful thing to desire.  Feel shame instead.  Even we’re not used to this intensity. Sunday’s felonious thrashing was an atrocious letdown even by Buffalo Continue reading

Back to Day Jobs As Buffalo Bills Move From Primetime

I had forgotten what it’s like to be nervous for football.  The Buffalo Bills did the same.  Thursday was the perfect time to revert to previous hideous form is in front of a semi-national audience.  With eight games gone and Continue reading

Buffalo Bills Dry Off, Turn Around

Does it ever rain in Oakland?  When it’s too slippery for them, it’s just enough traction for us.  That slightly paraphrased Marv Levy quote reflects how the Buffalo Bills are back to being ferocious at home.  Your own building better Continue reading