No End Zone Yet, But Buffalo Bills Touch Down in Playoffs

A Buffalo Bills fan born Monday has never seen a playoff game.  The agony drags on daily.  Will that poor kid ever know anything but disappointment?  Older folks are still waiting for the first touchdown in an elimination game since Continue reading No End Zone Yet, But Buffalo Bills Touch Down in Playoffs

Don’t Wake Up From Dreaming BillsMafia!

This feels like there should be a parade. I’ve been hanging out on Delaware Avenue for days. Could someone bring more flasks? It’s 10 degrees in Buffalo, which is the warmest place on Earth. Why not overindulge a bit? Alka-Seltzer Continue reading Don’t Wake Up From Dreaming BillsMafia!

Last Chance for Buffalo Bills to Break Pattern

Ugh: it’s the Patriots.  Cartoonish villainousness always prevails in the unwelcome kind of life lesson.  Can’t evil lose occasionally?  The story never changes, which is like Dick Dastardly and Mutley winning every Wacky Race.  Deviousness is rewarded in this very fair Continue reading Last Chance for Buffalo Bills to Break Pattern

Hating Rivals Only One Reason to Stick with Buffalo Bills

The Sun may be blotted out by the eternally imposing next foe.  But the Buffalo Bills feel warm for now.  Present grayness can’t make me shiver. Keeping mathematically alive is a tradition like sneaking cookies from platters you’re bringing to Continue reading Hating Rivals Only One Reason to Stick with Buffalo Bills

Despair Frozen As Buffalo Bills Keep Hopes Warm

I’d like to point out it didn’t snow much in the Northtowns.  Those who live on the river could’ve named individual snowflakes as Orchard Park faced an Ice Age.  Try explaining to national viewers why being adjacent to a lake Continue reading Despair Frozen As Buffalo Bills Keep Hopes Warm

Plenty of Anger to Go Around As Buffalo Bills Sink Like Usual

Variety can be overrated.  I watched A Charlie Brown Christmas last week even though I knew the ending.  But the same story is only fun if good prevails.  By contrast, the New England Patriots chop down what they thought was Continue reading Plenty of Anger to Go Around As Buffalo Bills Sink Like Usual

Easy to Guess Bills Will Remain Tough to Predict

Apologies in advance for the formatting difficulties with Anthony’s post. WordPress is not behaving well today… The six-win predictions came true.  The Buffalo Bills reached the most common offseason estimate.  A lot of people making partially educated guesses were right Continue reading Easy to Guess Bills Will Remain Tough to Predict

Buffalo Bills Almost Impress by Getting Worse

So, that’s why I pour grain alcohol in my coffee.  This team can break the streak of every last thing going wrong any time now.  The Buffalo Bills should work on not throwing it right to their enemies.  And why Continue reading Buffalo Bills Almost Impress by Getting Worse

Buffalo Bills pick bad time to be at their worst

That’s what we get for feeling excitement.  A little bit of joy is apparently the most sinful thing to desire.  Feel shame instead.  Even we’re not used to this intensity. Sunday’s felonious thrashing was an atrocious letdown even by Buffalo Continue reading Buffalo Bills pick bad time to be at their worst